Why is it “scary?”

It’s like when your nonna tells you you’re hungry, and places a dish before you.

Is it me, or does his head look like it is on a slope in this picture?

It’s was the mid 80s. I was a little kid with an Audi Quattro matchbox car. It was a dark blue Audi Quattro. I loved it, and it went everywhere with me.

It’s too fast. The strippers will spill coke everywhere.

I think they would have been better off going the Escalade route.

Also, why am I still gray? Ever since Kinja I’ve been gray.

He has also changed his name to “Key Fob” and issued a proclamation which states that all vehicles manufactured after 2015 Anno Domini must announce his departure.

I thought he only licensed his name to those casinos-

Funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

They finally made a truck that looks like it is just about to transform.

Whew!

John Pinette was great. Just introduced a few people out west to his stand-up act a few weeks ago.

This beats the jets flying over Coronado Island.

Bravo! Bravo!

Wow. And with the price of fuel in Italy. My cousin brought his 1984 Silverado over to Italy when he moved back, and all he did was complain about how much it cost to fill the tank.

Looks similar to the GM Lean Machine.

You know Zog too?

Dude looks like a used Q-Tip.

List that junk on CarMax, allow me an extended warranty and I’ll buy it.