Why is it “scary?”

Pretty sure it’s 8675309.

Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.

I’ll wait for the QOTD “What car owners do you take pity on?”

Apples: how do they work?

You know what? I think they were trying to do this. I don’t have sound on at work and I can’t hear what the announcer is saying, but with the really weird jig in the bed and the extremely high mounting of the cable I think they were trying to break it in half. Plus this doesn’t look like an average amateur truck pull…

Is it me, or does his head look like it is on a slope in this picture?

Our Jezza, whose art is clever, shallow be thy wit. Thy countenance come, thy will be dumb, in the wuuurhld as it is in England.

Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

BRZ: “T...to...torque? What is this word I keep hearing?”

I see you're doing a routine oil change.

I do believe this CTS-V holds the new identity and next steps in the brands growth. This is the only time that a supercharged V8, carbon-fiber fitted, vent covered, excutive track sedan has looked restrained, elegant, and somehow effortless. Cadillac needs to realize that being competitive with the Germans isn’t…

My 2010 Ford Flex SEL EcoBoost (aka The Flying Brick) agrees with this post. I’m still not sure how the Explorer outsells the Flex around 10:1. I know Ford does ZERO marketing for the Flex and the Explorer name has far more history ... but geesh. And yeah, the Flex’s styling is polarizing. I happen to like it but get…

He has also changed his name to “Key Fob” and issued a proclamation which states that all vehicles manufactured after 2015 Anno Domini must announce his departure.

shoulda used the digital air pressure gauge?

So was the car nice price or crack pipe?

Yep. I wouldn’t do them on a tree-lined road because I’m a puss.

I can’t wait to buy a dining table that sucks the heat out of my food!

but I say NAY NAY.