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Are you implying that the Jeep is gelato or cioccolato?

Because there is a lot of innuendo going on in the Jeep.

It’s too popular. No one goes there anymore.

I’m in the wrong business.

And I’m always gray now. Everywhere I go on this site, I’m gray. Why?

And you as well!

When did COTD come back?

Nice to see COTD back.

Wait- is that savage, or torture?

If you can’t kick the ball, kick the player.

Congratulations! I wish you the best in your future endeavors.

I thought CNN was neutral. I mean c’mon! James Earl Jones did the intro!

That’s ridiculous. Each party candidate has to go to the news station of their party to get softballs. Everyone knows this.

My 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited was luxurious. Marginally.

Why were they dressed for war when they were seizing the vehicles?

Ahem.

What the hell has become of society?

Wasn’t that already done like ten years ago? Didn’t someone draw the Virgin Mary with feces?

Brilliant.

Brilliant.