Is that under the cap for LeMons?

Honestly, by the state with which I imagine they maintain their cars, they probably wouldn't notice the difference.

Can you picture the field day Jezebel would have?

I would feel worse about this but it is just an Audi. At 100,000 miles this would happen on its own.

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

Nice to see my ex got married.

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?

Brake bias illustrated in a single picture.

What? You sound like an over-sensitive white person. Nobody made mention of race, or insinuated he can't manage money because he's black (??)

You could buy Michigan with $300,000.

It's metric, and so it's a craptonne.

hope the cars get confiscated and become police cars.

Has a real-er picture ever been taken? Damn.

To be the ultimate 90's vehicle, it would have to:

Transmissions are bolted on. They can also be bolted off.

Start a signal fire to alert rescuers. This PT cruiser should suffice, and that wheelbarrow over there can carry lots of kindling.

"Lets make the front end as large and awkwardly proportioned as possible without balancing the design anywhere else on the truck."