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HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.

Calling my wife in my vette: "Call Michelle"

You had ONE JOB.

Goddamnit, Bob.

No, more like this.

I nominate what I think is one of the more under appericated apex predators, the orca whale. These guys are big, fast, intelligent, and highly social animals. They travel in family groups like dolphins referred to as pods that can range from a dozen to 100+ whales. Also like dolphins they use echo location to navigate

Jaguar YeOldeJaguar

Dragon.

The 54-year-old appeared to mock the decision by Ofcom earlier this year which ruled he had been 'deliberately offensive' after using the word 'slope' on an episode of the BBC show.

That is it, I am now sold....lol

They were! Jumbo! Go get them now! RIGHT NOW

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It also looks pretty hard to trail-break. You could always carry an ATV in the back in case of emergencies!

I actually was pulling into a Stew Leonard's (regional grocery store) parking space, and as I was pulling in a lovely young lady walked up with her groceries to her Volkswagen Passat wagon that was next to the parking space I was attempting to get into. With a turning radius only slightly smaller than the radius of

Who are you, Bill Cosby's lawyer?

Non-disabled people who use handicapped spots should be forced into temporary disabilities as punishment, a la Harrison Bergeron.

Idiot Thief Brings Back Car To Dealership To Complain About Key Fob