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The synopsis is that their daughter is staying with her grandparents in their hometown for the summer. So they’re not living in their hometown.
Also, I think the place they lived was a fictional suburb in Green Bay, so it’s not really a small town.

“I got New Kids on the Block’s latest...on a CD!”

I’m hoping Glenn Howerton can finally reprise his role as Corey Howard, struggling magician.

People go on about touchy-feely liberal clapter, but it’s always the edgy anti-PC crowd who give these tedious, preachy speeches. It’s the same kind of persecution complex that made late-period Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks so exhausting.

Stop “just asking questions” if you won’t listen to the answers.

To be fair, it’s kind of like referring to your cousins as “cous” rather than “cuz” in text. The few times I’ve done it, the response has been confusion.

Ummm.... argh?

Give him a break. It’s hard to keep up with the modern sociopolitical scene when you’re trapped in the Phantom Zone.

1 second...Kathryn Hahn ISN’T Jewish?

They ruined Scotland!

So to answer the Internet Geniuses who respond with tired shit like “should Catholics only be played by Catholics, THEN?” There’s a difference between the role Catholicism plays in the world and the role Jews and Judaism play. One is the richest most powerful church on earth and has been for centuries. The others were…

MEL BROOKS IS JEWISH?!

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/03/julianne-moore-can-you-ever-forgive-me-fake-nose

It’s why it’s stayed so popular.

I can’t choose. Make them all covers and I’ll buy all four.

I have some alternate cover ideas myself:
- Flip the baby vertically to imply it drowned, thus obscuring its penis.
- Add people to the bottom of the pool pointing and laughing at the baby’s penis.
- Give the baby an inner tube with a miniature version of his head on the plug a la Wade the Duck from the old Garfield…

I’m sure the author of this piece, plus everyone in the comments and everyone on Twitter, would have totally put this powerful industry mogul in his place if they had been in Sorkin’s position.

I’ve played PES since the Winning Eleven days and I finally ate my words and got FIFA last year after insisting to my friends for 15 years that PES was better. Konami has somehow become the most incompetent publisher in history.