I wanna go antiquing in Santa Fe with Robert Downey Jr. 

Well, that was a take.

My problem with these stories is that, ok, was there an expectation that minors were going to be there at a party with adults (which is a bigger concern)? Was Jonah himself also drunk? unwanted contact is wrong either way, but it’s hard to weed out the perception from reality and if everyone was drunk, how can you real…

Let us know when you find out what a female breast feels like.

No one, apparently, has an issue with telling children it’s noble and good to abandon your family at sixteen to live with a guy you met at a party the day before, so long as he’s hot and from a wealthy family.

Yeah, I don’t get it. HBO Max had a rough launch, but it’s been the streamer that we’ve watched the most consistently in our house over the past few years. Seriously: Succession, Barry, Hacks, The Righteous Gemstones, The Last of Us, Starstruck, The Flight Attendant, Mare of Easttown, Starstruck, The Tourist, Perry…

I’m sorry, you think David Zaslav’s favorite movie is Chocolat? 

Why would anyone want to ask Tom Cruise about Scientology? It’s not like he’s going to tell you anything you don’t know, and there’s always the chance that he’ll start talking and won’t stop. It’s like walking up to a used car salesman and telling them that you have $15,000 saved up and don’t know what to spend it on.

If she were producing AAA video games this would all be pretty normal, but it’s weird for a musician.

Man, I didn’t even know the Fine Young Cannibals were still together.

And the rest of the calvary came.

He might make a detour through “wacky aunt”.

I can only hope that this is as good as The LEGO Movie in terms of a feature film that’s blatantly a marketing tool for a toy line.

I’m starting to wonder how similar this will end up being to The Lego Movie.

He’s just miffed that Daniel Craig didn’t want to hook up with him.

Considering the major unresolved thread of the show is why, exactly, the Imperial remnants wanted Grogu, this was 100% about putting that train back on track. And it frankly seems like groundwork to set up the whole Snoke / Palpatine stuff from the sequel trilogy, since it was infamously… uh, underexplained.

it would allow the new prop houses, armorers, and supply houses who switch over to take business from the old guard and make a great deal of money.

Honestly, it’s been a pretty good year for film. Outside a few personal gripes (I didn’t really care for Elvis), there are a lot of categories where I would be fine with any result.  

Currently forecasting record levels of chill. People will win, people will not win, and nobody’s going to freak out about it. Everybody’s gonna be like, “Not my pick, but good for them. And when you think about it, isn’t everybody a winner?”

An article about correcting mistakes on a site that rarely corrects its own mistakes. I’m going back to bed.