Speaking as someone who works in the visuals arts, who has had to scrape and scrimp for every dollar for my creative endeavors, for this artist to completely fuck over the institution that paid him scads for their silly virtue signaling exhibit. Bravo, sir.  You have lived my dream.

If I were in GWAR for seven and a half minutes it would be the crowning achievement of my life.

Most Dad rock was edgy when those guys were younger. Just like the edgy dudes now will be pudgy dads eventually.

You must REALLY shit your pants over Pat Smear then.

And then just cancel all the football and make it all a huge GWAR show.

This is rather charming. So is their appearance in Empire Records. ...is GWAR charming?

GWAR is the only band that should ever be booked for Superbowl halftime shows.

The paperweight Infinity Stones are from timelines that don’t exist anymore, so maybe that’s why they don’t work. Ultron isn’t destroying timelines or universes, he’s just fumigating them.

We at the studio want a Bond with attitude. He’s edgy. He’s in your face. You’ve heard the expression “Let’s get busy”? Well, this is a Bond that gets biz-zay! Consistently and thoroughly.

Rastify him by 10%.

I’m always saying we need more Furry representation in media these days. Why not make Bond a Furry?

I think by “radical” change he means they should give James Bond a skateboard and a guitar so he can do cool tricks while chasing after bad guys in urban areas before rushing to his band’s gig at night.

I’ve always thought that they should explore more of the “Double-O” universe. It’s canon that Bond is just one of the agents with a license to kill, but in nearly 50 years of movies we’ve rarely seen any of the others. So if I were king of the universe, their next movie would focus on 008 or 009 - who can be anyone…

Like I’m going to pay any attention to the opinion of the idiot that plugged a known compromised computer directly to the main network, which led to the head of his agency getting murdered.

Sure, but he may realize that getting Ferrell, Poehler, Sandler, Wiig, Samberg, and Myers back for an all-star season would be a pipe dream.

“The rumored Lorne Michaels master plan to convince familiar faces to stick around through the show’s 50th season may actually come to fruition.”

Or, watch the full series which will help to enjoy and understand the context of those eight episodes. And also it’s really fantastic, stylish, and well-written.

I’d hesitate to put Bennett in the same vein as Hartman and Ferrell, but I’d also put Phil and Will into their own categories instead of lumping them together, because each brought their own unique dynamic to SNL. Ferrell was supposed to be the new Hartman, but he created his own absurdist niche out of the assumption…

Similar to my bafflement over the lack of a succession plan. They had 20 months between Alex’s diagnosis and death. They should have had a plan ages ago because of his illness, which has an average life expectancy of only one year. I get that Alex wanted to keep working until he felt he no longer could and perhaps it…

It sounds like it was supposed to be Ken Jennings, but then enough people got upset over a few of his tweets that they thought it was too risky.