It's the Sean Spicer of commenting systems.

This implies there is a new commenting system. Is there? All I see is no commenting system at all.

I… can't comment on Newswire articles… Oh god… if this continues I may be forced to go outside…

WE NEED A SEA WALL OBAMA WAS SOFT ON SHARKS

You mean the Italian Legitimate Business Planet?

You must be new here…

One boring reason is that sci-fi in general is experiencing a resurgence lately and time travel as a plot device tends to have a lot lower production costs than, say, a special-effects laden space opera.

Well I did specify deep-fried. Home fries are pan-fried and do not count. The deep fried potato family includes tater tots and some styles of hash brown in addition to french fries.

There's places to get this in other California cities, like San Francisco. But in general, putting deep fried potatoes into burritos, sandwiches, etc. is an amazing and underutilized idea. There was a sandwich in Burlington, VT called the Rise & Shiner which was a typical breakfast sandwich— eggs, cheese, sausage—…

Rape is a terrible crime, but it looks like this guy paid for it, one way or another. People CAN change and find redemption for past crimes. Let's be outraged at all the rapists who get off scott free, not the ones who spend 20 years and jail and turn their lives around.

I always knew it was Obama. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was him.

I always knew it was Obama. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was him.

I always knew it was Obama. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was him.

You're the puppet!

Never stop dreaming

Or just deleted his account…

Ha ha, classic *is incinerated*

I bet it totally worked, too

It'll be nice to have something to chuckle about as the nuclear blast wave rips towards us

"Thanks, Mr. Cosby, a cocktail is just what I need right now…"