I mean, I'm not really a Drake fan, but if a random celebrity tried to talk me down from the edge I'd probably be so confused I'd at least want to take a day to sleep on it.

That must have been a fun line to deliver…

I'll allow it.

There was a whole Mythbusters episode about this once, too…

Whoever decided that the "phonetic pronunciations of letters are words" should be shot into space with a cannon.

Leave… do you mean the opposite?

That's… not what dicks look like…

I can't play Scrabble anymore because of the two-letter words… such bullshit. There should be a three letter minimum. Also somebody put the word "AR" on the board once and I called bullshit and with this infuriating smirk he looked it up in his official Scrabble dictionary (which of course he owned) and there it…

And how dare they discuss it on a website devoted to discussing opinions of pop culture!

So… it's like the audio form of an AV Club comments section?

Sure that's fine, all I'm saying is, the ship is sinking, so even though I'm not a fan of censorship, I'll take just about anything that plugs the holes at this point.

It's honestly too late for that at this point. Education is one of those things that, even if it improved significantly tomorrow, would take years to see those effects. I don't think we have that kind of time to avert disaster. And furthermore, those in power want to weaken education, so there's virtually no chance…

*nods approvingly, shoves handful of Gum & Nuts into mouth*

This is why I always say, never go to a club with windows.

Interestingly, it was probably the Cold War that influenced this line of thinking in conservative circles: Excellence in the arts was trotted out by both superpowers as an example of their superiority. Of course, now that we have President who may very likely be a Russian intelligence asset, it's unlikely that this…

I'd try to shoot myself, but I'm worried I'll discover I'm living in a world without zinc.

If Neil deGrasse Tyson is an avenged sevenfold fan then America truly is doomed.

Any violence can be erotic if you believe in yourself

This is pretty silly. Netflix has 0 say over the United State's energy policy. Like, what is Netflix going to do, announce tomorrow that they're shuttering their coal mine in West Virginia? Netflix is not the bad guy here.

Someday, Nick Comeaux. Never stop dreaming.