“I always got plenty of looks, and cops would pull me over just to check out the car.”

Isn’t this more the ‘Why’ he got it rather than the ‘How’?

I’m kind of surprised that someone with so little respect for another person’s car would actually bother with fluid and oil changes. Strikes me as the type who would trade-in their old ride before maintaining it.

People here in the South have a tendency to do what I call a “Southern Turn” where they come to a near complete stop in the road before making any kind of turn. Doesn’t matter if it’s a small residential road or a heavily trafficked main road with people going 45 mph, you can expect to have to stop in traffic because…

I don’t think any sane individual wants to move to Atlanta.

All of these are pretty much right on. I didn’t respond to this because it would have taken all night and turned out to be a short novel or something similar.

Missed one - WIDE TURNERS.
That person who is making a turn and has to swing out into the next lane over to make a turn.

A thing that bugs me is when I’m on the interstate and there’s a guy ahead of me, and he’s fine-tuning his speed with his brakes about every fifteen seconds. His brake lights come on, and I think he’s going to slow down so I slow down too, but he doesn’t actually slow down, so now I catch up. Then after he has done…

While I appreciate the sentiment on not hating how another person mods their vehicle of choice, we’ve all agreed stancing is garbage and needs to end right?

Always the first thing to cross my mind.

how do all these idiots hold jobs that pay enough for a tesla?

1) Awesome looking truck

It’s a desert runner, but mainly a dick-swinger. I’m jus’ sayin’.

Wait, they make douche bags now? Way to target your demographic, Ferrari!

What’s taking so long to fix it ? it’s not brain surgery

“The barbecue....pulled pork....was served with some kind of watery tomato-based sauce. It tasted really good, but red sauce, on pulled pork? That’s got to be the devil’s work.”

Regarding the I-70 hitchhiker story:

$77,000?

Your wife doesn’t believe that cars can be repaired?