I have three alternate theories, in order from most to least likely:

I would SO participate in a spec LLV racing series! :D

I genuinely do not understand the appeal of these fucking things.

So when all these things get turned in, what then? I’ll tell you..

In Canada these days it’s all Ford Transit Connects. How specific could these needs be that they need a tailored solution just for the US?

“I just bought a ‘85 Kamaz and need to get it below 300 millirems in only 16 days!” 

Tracy’s next headline:

I just saw the lede photo and thought that David Tracy had bought yet another project.

Why has Chrysler been changing so many hands the last 25 or so years?

The real story: Sergio Marchionne was desperately rushing to the meeting to sign the deal papers when his third backup Alfa Romeo Giulia burst into flames and a chauffeur became locked inside a fourth backup with no way to start the vehicle.

Isn’t it easier to drop off your old oil at your local O’Reilly/NAPA/Autozone/etc? I believe they’re all required to take used oil for free, at least in the US.

“my car started making a noise one day, so like any 16 year old I listened to it carefully..........for about 8 months. Then I told my dad ‘hey pop, the car is like, making a noise’. To which he responded ‘then you should like, fix it’”

And fewer vermin.

autotrader.com

they really do need to figure out some kind of urine management system

“No worries about fresh water shortages.”

Looks good, but not $25k good. Also too many small, easily-fixable problems to inspire confidence in the sellers maintenance. Who doesn’t test the A/C for Pete’s sake, unless he’s afraid of what he might find, or knows, but is going for plausible deniability? CP

What if he used a matte laminate that doesn’t reflect?

Seriously what I was just thinking. Weird AF.

“When I engaged Jeep’s trademark Quadra-Trac four-wheel-drive system, I was confident in my ability to save the day. BuyJeep”