Over half the time when I see a car with an out of state plate from far away it turns out to be a rental. The dead giveaways are the bar code stickers in the corners of the windows.

I dare you to drive it to Chicago for next year’s auto show. I’d be all over that.

Open door policy?

Whoa-oh, black Yugo

Like Home Alone!

We can all bond over this unfortunate creepiness we share

I thought I was the only one!

I feel like the BIGGEST creep when I check for manual or auto.

I’ve been curious before, but I also know better than to touch. Plus, it looks like you might be getting ready to break into it or steal it. I feel weird about looking through windows to check if cars are stick or auto.

David Tracy, is that you?

Hopefully this doesn’t get cross posted to Jezebel. “Transbrake” might be considered a derogatory term

“Shit is a very strong flavor.”

Can we stop the beer-hate? Every beer snob says stuff like this. It’s a mild beer. No strong flavors, much like Budweiser, Coors, etc. Saying it tastes like shit is a way over-exaggerated opinion. Is it an amazing beer? No. But far from disgusting.

...and 50 of those within a block of the dealership.

Agree - the last 30 seconds is brutal. It’s like a Subaru advert for the first 2 minutes then Satan shows up.

It’s GWAR time!

Since this happened in Kansas, I feel compelled to say “carry on, my wayward son”.

ENOUGH! STOP!