Gas has a shelf life. How long can it last in a tanker ship before it is no longer usable?

You’re assuming it was under power when he parked it.

I’ve gotten more chunks of rust in my eyes than I care to think about

You guys dont use bags for groceries? Seems like a lot of trips back n forth to the kitchen lol

A 700 mile range gives me badder anxiety.

Only 40?

I don’t understand. My buddy had his TDI, and got his buy back. He waxes poetically about what a great car it was, and how reliable it was. In the 6 years he had the car, and the ~70K miles, the sunroof drain clogged, causing $700 worth of damage/repair. Infotainment system bugged out, and CD’s became stuck in the…

I’m not getting excited.

If the winner got a Chevette, what did the loser get? A colonoscopy?

I find it hilarious that it’s a win when their vehicle is “less terrible.”

but vanilla ice cream is great on apple pie.

Don’t kid yourself - “win” to Mary Barra doesn’t mean “impress Jalopnik”. It means customers, sales volume and profitability.

I think the worst part of this story is that you leased a Neon.

The guy who traded in the Dodge Nitro for a Mini Cooper. It’s like getting rid of one STD just in time to catch another that is probably worse.

1) Because we have no idea what actually happened.

While it was the other guy’s fault, perhaps an attentive human driver could have avoided the accident.

Wow, when I saw “unremarkable” I immediately wondered what Torch would suggest, expecting something totally ridiculous.

I’d rather see more of this than of LS swaps.

ZOMG! All the wants. All the wants right there.

- and lots of this for the 944.