America’s penal system: so appalling is makes convicted criminals sympathetic by comparison.

Dear Media:

Also, the idea that one’s library has that much to say about you really tends to apply to those with a one-shelf library. True bibliophiles (or, you know, flat-out book-hoarders, which I won’t deny kind of being), will have stuff they’ve well outgrown, to-read sections that they’re ages from getting through, and full…

It was a dummy doc. He would not type on a blank space. Had to make him think he was ghostwriting for me. Cats are complicated man. 

This is what happens when no one tells you no. When you’re clearly ill or delusional, but you’re the money man so all you get are “Wow Mr. Ye, you’re a genius.” “Gee, Mr. Yeezy, that last album sure was fire!”

No one is going to tell him that this is straight up fucking nonsense.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! Special thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday last week. Thought I should tell you guys about it. It was a pretty normal birthday. One day you’re one age, the next day you’re one year older, and then because that means a year somehow passed in twenty-four hours, a rift in…

It’s not going to happen. After visiting, one of you ruined it by telling your non-Toronto relatives that you liked Toronto. What next, wear a Leafs jersey? Come on! You’ll never be Canadian if you don’t cut that shit oat!

“If these books taught you that love is the strongest force in the universe, capable of overcoming anything; if they taught you that strength is found in diversity, and that dogmatic ideas of pureness lead to the oppression of vulnerable groups; if you believe that a particular character is trans, nonbinary, or…

I was surprised to learn that when I had my uterus removed, I also lost my XX chromosomes. 

I will hunt a mother fucker down if they even think of messing with this guy! As a child of color I grew up in shit neighborhood with a shit school system that was just passing me on through the grades. I was in the 3rd grade and I could not read. His show, was the one thing that made me want to learn to read.

But if they’re going The Lion King route, buckle up buttercup.

This one makes even less sense than the other live-action remakes, considering there have been any number of live-action adaptations of Robin Hood....

Shelter Cat Update!

Waiting for that cat licking the plate to knock the next domino over is as tense as a Hitchcockian thriller.

UK, Australia and the United States have all elected dumbass right-wing populists over the past decade.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Bruny (Terrier X) and Quincy (Lab Basset X). Adorable dorks.

My little boop-snoot, Mystic:

Work from home is getting difficult.