Type A personality? Why not type A+ personality?

You’re a Type A+ personality to me. <3

Wat

And all of that doesn’t even matter because he filmed it in portrait.

Making rent/mortgage payments is also nice.

#swag

Shit dude, simmer down.

He’s such a unique thereminist that I’d consider him an outlier.

I went on The Google and found this guy a perfect sedan at a great price point.

Can confirm, you just told me you like sedans.

Haha, I think I do remember this, actually.

Hey, an E-Type doesn’t necessarily have to be moving for people to admire it.

I didn’t know you had an E-Type!

Penisfection*

Literally anything is better than carfection.

In before some loosely related Cardinals joke

Newsflash! CEOs of fortune 500 companies make bank.

If It’s fine if you don’t like St. Louis, but making broad generalizations about an entire metropolitan area makes you look like an ignorant shitwagon.

Fuck you all.