I think you're sultry, baby.

So there are two types of NSU that can make your nether regions feel funny.

Seriously, LA cleared up fairly well once catalytic converters were mandated.

Looks like he photoshopped that lady’s boobs onto her chest.

I know her argument, and I’m mostly behind it, but her style of incitation doesn’t really do anyone any favors.

But she does not make that distinction.

Can confirm. Spent a lot of time there when I was 14 trying to convince people I was rich.

Viewing this article, I was most surprised to learn that Alissa Walker is a real person and not some elaborate prank set up by Gawker.

One of their goals is to be more environmentally conscious and safe than anyone else.

You should probably just stop talking. Every time you open your figurative mouth, it just gets worse for you.

If coach woulda put me in for the 4th quarter, we’da won state. I’da gone pro.

I know you’re getting lots of hate for this, but I love you and Lil B loves you.

Don’t forget that even small cars are much heavier these days.

Starred for “Ninja Turtle Adventures”.

This has got to be some sort of elaborate troll job.

Who wizzed in your Special K this morning?

Hard to party when you're $53M in the hole.

It’s almost as rugged as the sound editing in this video!