Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

What the actual fuck.

Always with the stupid tears.

Exactly we’re waiting to see if you are going to do something crazy, which you normally do.

“I clutch my purse every time a white man is walking toward me.”

A few weeks back I dropped by a Whole Foods and one of the stockers followed me through every isle. Every black person knows the glare that follows you when you shop, but this Becky initially asked if I needed help and when I declined, she resorted to following me to every isle asking me if I had questions (I went…

But the white people who induce the most skepticism in me are the lone ones I see at predominately black spaces.

I clutch my purse every time a white man is walking toward me. I step far away from them when in line. If they move their arms near me, I flinch in a very showy way. And they always give me this strange look. I do EVERYTHING that I’ve seen white women do to black men.

I can’t find any GIFs of a kitten with a machete in it’s paw. I am undone.

The complete list of times when it’s appropriate for a white person to use the N-Word:

I’d rather watch a big pound the ball with his back to the basket for 22 seconds than watch James Harden’s bullshit.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

I’m reading a book on epigenetics at the moment and the current chapter discusses the effects of childhood stress on a person’s later propensity for anxiety. It’s pretty clear that a stressed childhood leads to lifelong elevations in cortisol and other stress hormones when compared with people who were less stressed…

Sorry if you’re gonna go out, go out swinging:

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

mannnnn i gotta go. This man said Pokemon. I’m outta here. That is gold.

They’re like Pokemon, Damon. A Tomilahren evolves into a Brittmchenry and a Brittmchenry evolves into an Annecoulter or a Lauraingram, depending on a few outside factors.

Counterpoint: