All you folks posting ACTUAL marriage advice either struggled watching Reading Rainbow or weren’t an active participant in Pizza Hut’s BOOK IT! program because you’re clearly not comprehending. Keep your advice, fam!

For the love of everything good and holy please let Suede The Remix God get ahold of this. 

If Thanos is black, does that mean Josh Brolin is actually guilty of dressing up in Black Face?

It didn’t work for me either. But I get it and it’s kind of believable. Think of how many times poor people come into a sudden windfall of cash (i.e. tax returns, lottery winnings, Bingo hauls) either blow throughout exceeedinly quick or invest it in some half-wit get rich quick scheme. That shit happens ALL. THE.…

Ummm, cops generally like 80s rock, right?

I drank Kool-Aid last night. With a pack of Ramen noodles and fistful of them Betty Crocker cookies you can magically make by adding only water and oil. Not because I’m broke or can’t afford real food. But because I now live in Boston and I occasionally need to be punched in the face with pure niggadom given the sheer…

When people realize who Bannon really is (how in the hell does anyone not know at this point) his supporters and those who voted for Trump will use this nonsense to justify their allegiance. “He’s just an honest American man,” they’ll say. I suppose the lying to the rural, poor whites while serving the rich is in full…

At what point are we going to accept that the 76ers are the NBA’s pitiful version of the Cleveland Browns?

So, you can use the word “pontificating” but you can’t accept that people with brown skin are equals? Okay. Racist Wypipo logic.

Went to middle school and high school with this guy. Life’s too short. Painfully so.

I’ve applied four times to be a writer at Deadspin. Four. And I’ve yet to be hired. Am I just not good enough as a writer or is no one reviewing my work?

I see what you did there. With Univision removing the story on the basis of bullshit, you published a story about the story, chronicling the story, and the validity of the story. You basically just story fucked a story killer on some Inception shit. Well done, good sir.

I was born in raised in Detroit, have lived in Birmingham for 3 years and visited Cincinnati frequently. As a Black man, I can honestly say that this list is quite accurate. Birmingham, AL is still stuck in 1978. The KKK may not be burning crosses in your front lawn, but you can still catch some “nigger” rhetoric…

Oh fuck, just cancel the goddamn Olympics already.

Pete Carroll PEs on deck.

“There’s a chance I may have, or may have not, paid a few folks to support me publicly via newspaper.”

I don’t doubt that Briles is a good man, with sound integrity and a firm passion for the well-being of his players.

This list reads like a transcript from an Aziz Ansari comedy set. “Five of them chicks ain’t getting a t-shirt though. Which five are those? Which five are those?”

It would be easy to blame this on Dwight Howard. Since his unceremonious exit from the Magic he’s had a knack for alienating his teammates and contributing to toxic environments. But after watching last night’s performance I’m not so sure anymore.

Sage Steele is a staunch Republican. She’s guest starred on ABC’s (ESPN’s cousin via Disney) The View to share her right wing views and political beliefs. She’s publicly opposed Barack Obama’s agendas on many occasions. The difference is she’s doing so in a way that doesn’t alienate and/or offend those that don’t…