He brought the bones of the golden tomahawks home in a doggie bag and intends bring them to a lab

I suggest this every year to no avail, but the perfect hosts are on standby:

It is a really and truly horrendous redesign.

Hey, you forgot to mention John Sayles best film.  Lone Star!  You wanna know what set up, pay off is suppose to look like?  That's the film.  Its both a fascinating mystery and also a reflection on how people view the past.  Hell the subplot about border towns, immigration and racial tensions have only gotten more…

I get it. The last time I had to watch footage of myself in public I tried to walk away too, but the bailiff stopped me.

It’s as if the Pierce Brosnan era never happened. 

It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford, slowin' down to take a look at me.

We could talk all day about genius moments in “Jaws”. I vote for the moment when Brody is flinging chum and the shark leaps out of the water.  “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” is one of the all-time great movie lines, but right before that--Brody is pissed off and muttering, then the shark surges into the screen,…

Still disappointed we never got the Michelle Yeoh Bond spinoff movies that we were never promised but I wanted anyway.

E.Buzz Miller, just to be a DICK.

writer-director Rian Johnson is at the top of his game. Not that he has anything to prove at this point in his career...his fandom is large and enthusiastic, and even us finicky critics seem to love everything he does

Doesn’t this make him the Nigel Tuefnel of McNuggets, since he turned it up to 11?

The preferred phrasing is “lol wtf is spectrum”.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

That’s one of the more weird things about this. Spectrum was the company formed out of the merger between Time Warner Cable and Charter Communications. Two of the least-liked cable companies combined forces and for some reason started making their own TV shows, aired on their “On Demand” channels. To watch the…

MOVE TO SMASH!

I once did an Easy Bake Oven Thanksgiving, complete with green bean casserole, powdered mashed potatoes, stuffing and mini-marshmallowed yams, just to see if I could. Turns out, you can. It’s not delicious, it takes forever with one lightbulb and you may have to pry the back off your oven to release whatever gets…

“So the school of thought that you should just convey information and hopefully it gets remembered makes sense to me.” 

If the roads are slippery, you can have your Cake and eat it...

Tracy: “Wait, is that a Daytime Emmy?”