“Was I right when I thought I could do it all by myself? Oh man, I was worse than right...I was wrong.”

Darlene, you just got Jammed!

I like how 1-800-AAA-HELP looks a phone number turned into panicked scream.

it’s amusing to me that Morey put harden and Westbrook on the same team and that hasn’t even been his biggest snafu

My wife and I rented The Ring shortly after its DVD release. I loved checking out the extras on DVDs, and this one had an Easter egg for the cursed video. Once started, it disabled the remote and also FF and RWD on the DVD player. If gave us a nice scare, then I hit the menu button on the player to get back to the DVD…

“I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOGARRRRRRRRRRRRR!”

I think it’s time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let’s AHHHH MY KNEE

Did Daryl Morey say he enjoyed the film? 

Kudos on the cameo spoiler. Any others you want to get out there as long as we’re here?

Exactly! Though, depending on the flavor, a pint has >1,000 calories, >60g fat, and >100g sugar, so I try to only reward myself this way seven or eight times a week.

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Aye, the hot pants.

I once went to a bar for a (college) football game that did like $40 all you can drink Coors Light/Miller Light and all you can eat wings. My friend and I got there like two hours in advance of the game and managed to score a table..it was the smallest table they had, a booth that fit four.

I can never forget Jennifer Connelly but that may be because the scene of her putting her stockings on at the beginning of the Rocketeer is 100% why I have the kinks I do

Jennifer Garner is insanely charming in that movie. It’s a real performance, not just a little joke, you know what I mean?

With all due respect to David, I think this is the tiebreaker in the long-time “which seminal Stephen A. Smith satire tweet is better?” debate. He literally did this one. It’s over.

Man, I don’t want to hear about curses. Over the past 20 years the Red Sox, White Sox, Phillies, Giants, Royals, Cubs and Astros have combined to win 12 World Series, and every one of them were longer suffering than you.

what in the absolute hell

I weirdly needed this Jamboroo right now. I went to New Orleans for the first time the weekend before last (for work) and immediately realized that, with my dislike of humidity, crowds, loud noise, and seafood, it was gonna be maybe not the party paradise I hoped for. But I went to a Mardi Gras float factory and ate…

You think we need one more?