I’d never seen Lourd in anything except her bit parts in the last couple of Star Wars movies, but she was fantastic in Booksmart earlier this year. She stole all her scenes, which was pretty impressive considering how great the cast was.

I hope that was the first time Mattis had spoken to him in person. Because everyone should know better than to use metaphors by the second meeting with Trump.

The One With the Chastity Belt

Sir, this is a Dunkin’ Donuts.

So, Joey fucked Chandler while Ross watched?  And, Phoebe banged Monica AND Rachael with a strap-on?

There’s something incredibly impressive and admirable when a player overcomes his own recovery and becomes viewed in the context of “just” an athlete, not a “comeback story” or anything of the sort. I would think most athletes vastly prefer the latter to the former; for example Jon Lester is now more well-known as an…

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

I had that SI phone. It was glorious.

Enjoy hell.

Yes, but one day Antonio Brown is going to catch a football WITH his asshole!

U guys keep printing I worked at numerous radio stations over my 15 years in florida..i was at .@iHeartRadio for 14years

Too black, too strong.

Bunch of pain in the ass little monsters

Jesus, is that what dating and relationships are like now?

I’m reading that opener about being alone for the first time in years at a time when I’m looking at my final days alone. In two weeks (insert Total Recall gif here) I’ll be moving in with my lady love. If all goes well, she’s it for life. I’m excited but also mildly terrified. She needs to have the bed made because…

As a Cubs fan, I can assure you that this is incorrect.

You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

Jeremy Renner

“Yes, I know it would be easier to shave it off, but here’s my counterpoint: fuck you.”

It’s about time somebody give Jake Delhomme another shot!