Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

You okay, man? Need a glass of water or something?

C’mon, everyone knows the musical guest is gonna be Washington Heights’ own Randy Watson.

Dwight: I swear I’m not crippled and I’m super depressed about my career.

Hey, snorting marijuana is VERY real and VERY dangerous:

Nobody star this.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

We will make this meatloaf, bigger, stronger, faster...

Dwight’s greatest contribution as a Laker might have been this gif:

Yes, we’ve taken out all that terrible caffeine, and replaced it with wood alcohol!

It just sits there, mocking me with its wrongness. Like I wasn’t there.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

Watching Kimbrel closely, he really has been getting close to putting it together. A lot of his high ERA was largely: in a garbage time loss right after he signed, a blown save against Pittsburgh (that wasn’t completely his fault, as some dumb defensive choices hurt him) and an admittedly brutal blown save against the…

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

I’m not a religious person, but this is a hideous abomination unto the Lord.

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

Anyone who is interested in World War I and hasn’t watched Peter Jackson’s documentary, They Shall Not Grow Old, should really, really do so.  It’s the most astonishing thing I’ve ever seen on film.  Probably don’t watch this Sam Mendes movie right afterwards or it will feel fake as hell.  

You’re close; the Cubs winning the World Series is what opened a tear in the spacetime continuum

Imagine gutting through the Jeffrey Loria years, but cutting ties when Jeter comes along.