MLB Network’s analyst roster seems to be tailor made to slowly drive me insane with their inane bullshit. They range from benignly boring to infuriatingly stupid to Harold Reynolds. ESPN’s at least occasionally had people I didn’t mind listening to (Doug Glanville, god I miss the Jonah Keri/Keith Law/Jayson Stark/Tim…

Mike Fetters

They could’ve started playing the Rains of Castamere over the stadium loudspeakers, while Angel players, staff, ushers, and fans brought out bows & arrows and blades to use to kill every single Astro player and employee there.

I feel like two things can be simultaneously true: That it’s good that WWE’s willing to protect at least SOMEone’s finisher, instead of using it for 3-4 near pinfalls every PPV like most of them, and that I have no earthly idea why Baron Corbin or this move in particular get this treatment, to the point where I’ve…

I barely remember her in NXT, and had to look her up to confirm she was even there. She just got this push out of nowhere, which isn’t bad if there’s a plan behind it and she can follow through, but so far, meh on both.

That was fun. I enjoy Cesaro, but it’s also been a while since I was really excited for a Cesaro match (single or otherwise), and that really paid off. I’m glad Aleister got a chance to look great as well.

Do baseball fans even like baseball, at this point? I’ve watched it all my life, but at this point in my life when the NBA season ends, I get sad and think “Well at least there’s the WNBA, and the women’s World Cup is this year.” Baseball’s just background noise lately for me.

When I saw the image for this article, I immediately thought it was Cara at first and got confused since I hadn’t heard of her having recent legal issues. Then I actually read the headline and started paying attention, but yeah at first glance, Cara popped into my head.

Well, thank you for depressing me. I love Russ, but yeah, that seems plausible at this point, and it makes me sad.

As someone who’s been watching more and more soccer over the past several years (thanks to the Women’s team, plus Premier League matches on NBCS), I look at the US Men’s team and wonder, what the hell is the goal here?

I kinda wish managers would be allowed to fight one on one, with no one intervening, a la hockey fights, just to see two angry old people awkwardly slapping at each other. On the other hand, I’m not sure at what age you start becoming a greater risk to break your hip and die when you fall, so maybe that’s not such a…

“The expectation is that the employee does better the next time.”

I was watching the game last night and starting to fall asleep by the bottom of the ninth. I cleared the cobwebs when Alex Verdugo was up and realized what was going on. I figured the other two runners reached earlier in the inning and had no idea this was all done with two outs, let alone all walks, until after the…

If Kawhi re-signs, he should demand that Drake bring Adonis with him to all the games.

Counterpoint: Fuck what you think, she can go by whatever she wants. Zendaya’s also a lot easier to remember than yet another Emma.

The timing of this is super-weird to me, and though Janet doesn’t owe anyone any further info, I selfishly hope she expands on what caused her to leave, as the statement she did offer is pretty broad. Did she take umbrage with Annie’s production? Was it more lyrical content, and nothing to do with Annie? Was it more…

At some point, should the rest of us consider staging interventions for Knicks and Wizards fans? Standing by those teams is not a sign of strength. Masochism maybe, but not strength. I’m mostly past the point of laughing at Knicks fans, and just feel pity.

Now if we can just force NBA coaches to wear the players’ uniforms too for maximum ridiculousness, it’d be perfect.

You mean noted journalist Jackie Macmullan, who chided her colleagues for not punishing Bron by leaving him off their All-NBA teams over fears of losing access they didn’t have anyways? That Jackie Mac?

That interprets “Kawhi wants to play in CA” very broadly. Also, after what’s been going on with the Warriors medical staff, KD, and Klay (and apparently Iggy too?), I’m not sure Kawhi would want to go there right now anyways.