Please, sports gods, just give us Andy Reid and the Browns offensive line(?) coach in full uniform and pads.

Honestly I would’ve taken only $500 or a promise that he karate chops Tom Brady in the nuts next time he sees him. Either works for me.

If not him, then at least Mr. & Mrs. Met.

You mean the World Series (2015)? The Lions made the playoffs following the ‘16 season, the same year the Mets last made the playoffs.

I’m torn between hoping the Texans do well because I enjoy Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins and it’s amusing when one of Shea Serrano’s teams do well, and reveling in their misery because Bill O’Brien’s a dork who keeps falling upward that I don’t trust with an elite QB, McNair’s casual racism, and it’s amusing when…

Yeah, hearing “Oh the NHL is being dumb again” as opposed to “Oh the NHL is being self-destructive again” was mildly relieving. At this point I’m used to dumb from them, as depressing as that is.

That “67 wins and high fives” Simmons video will never stop bringing me joy. My only regret is that this team never pulled a Major League 2 and had an intrasquad fight along the bench. Maybe if the Rockets can’t find a taker for CP3, they’ll finally gift us one next season.

Then it’s incumbent on the unions to get better at PR and agitate the hell out of leagues for this, like they should be doing for other things (guaranteed contracts in the NFL, long-term healthcare, abolishing drafts). Keep pushing and bitching and fighting, talk to as many reporters as you can about this and why…

I hope this starts coming up in every league’s next CBA talks. Every union rep should be bringing this up, and reporters should be asking them why they won’t if they don’t. Medical personnel not being independent is insane.

I’ve been frustrated by the lack of questioning over the Warriors and their doctors as well. Questioning what the hell happened doesn’t automatically infer incompetence or malicious intent. I keep hearing how the Warriors are a first-class, competent organization since this and Klay’s injury (can someone not…

The only thing I consistently enjoy more than NXT anymore is the women’s division with WWE, and even that comes with the caveat that so many women, like the men, are left to idle if they’re not holding a title or in a feud with a current champ. While some of it can fall on the wrestler, it’s been frustrating to see…

Can anyone with the right medical knowledge, or those that know people who do, chime in on if and how much a hamstring injury affects the structural integrity of the ACL? Klay suffered his hamstring injury in Gm2 in the same leg as the ACL he tore. I’m hoping it’s nothing, and like KD it may just be an unfortunate…

Yeah, JVG needs to get the fuck out of here too. At least with Mark Jackson, I can enjoy him squirming through a dynasty no one attributes back to him aside from “something something defense.” There’s nothing amusing or interesting I get out of Van Gundy; his Lowe Post appearances are the only pods of Zach Lowe’s I…

I know human cloning makes some uncomfortable, but can we just clone Doris and have her do play-by-play with her clones as analyst, sideline reporter, and studio host?

A Boston team lost in a Game 7, at home, with a title on the line to a team that’d never won in its history, and one of their own douchey players did something dumb that helped cost them the title and then cried like a little bitch about it afterwards. Last night went pretty fucking well.

Fuck yeah.

I’d still love to know what the hell was being communicated to other members of the organization about KD’s injury. If it was “just” a calf injury, whether their medical staff was incompetent or not, is that where the confusion regarding KD’s rehab and why he didn’t play in Gm4 come from? Zach Lowe talked on the Hoop…

Yes, if the Celts only know they’d only get AD for a year, they’d presumably offer only so much. Is, say, Marcus Smart, cap filler, and picks going to be a better offer than what the Lakers or other teams can do on their own? Will the Pels even want to do business with Boston if at least Jaylen Brown, if not Jayson…

I’m so excited for Stuber! I was thrilled the minute I heard Dave was being paired with Kumail.

What is the best case scenario for the Warriors here? That they’re incompetent in diagnosing the injury, leading to the re-injury of a star player right as he’s about to leave? Or that they’re competent enough to diagnose the injury while being incompetent in communicating the severity of the injury to others in the…