JJ Abrams is rebooting the national anthem, so everything is gonna be fine.

Inaba is no Kevin Harlan... that commentary was pitiful.

“He’s clueless.”

I figured the story was too funny to bother with humorous comments... Wrong!

This is the funniest story.

I had to live in Tampa for 3 years when I was younger. One Mother’s Day we went to a popular brunch spot called Pelican’s. Trent Dilfer was there, and he kept scratching his balls. My mom now knows 4 football players: Peyton Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, and “The Crotch Scratcher”.

Bewbs!

Boooooooooooooooooo

This is very fubny

Fuck! “Your”. Here comes the grammar hate.

Patrick... That's you're best so far. Well played.

What's that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my dick.

Too bad he’s not Polish.

My dad developed Celiac at 47. He’s a bit old school. There are times where he SHOULD ask more questions, but he doesn’t want to be seen as some SoCal relocated douchebag on the latest fad.

What’s Updike?

What's the point of this article? Her hair could flop around in the water and injure other swimmers. Also, this long hair leads to drugs and abortion. Please file to Angry Voicemails.

Even the NHL is smart enough not to give their Chip Kelly full control of the roster.

Thanks for putting into words the feelings I’ve had since turning 25 three years ago. That nagging feeling that “you can still write that great novel” is the worst... mostly because there’s no age-out time on a novel. If athleticism didn't dip hard in your late twenties, I'd probably still be waiting for that NBA…

Nobody here can make English good.

People were pissed about this column 10 L’s in. I love it.