lazyass7979
lazyass7979
lazyass7979

Marmaduke was one panel. Sometimes I'd accidentally read it and ruin my whole day.

One of the only times the response deserves more stars than the original comment, which was itself hilarious.

Haha dude that was brutal towards the end.

Sorry, I’m reposting my question here because it’ll get buried, but I’m so curious...

So is the feeling that white officers look for chances to shoot black citizens? Do you think there is a fear ingrained in white officers that black citizens are more dangerous? What is everyone’s thoughts on WHY the fuck this keeps happening? What goes on in a white officers mind in that moment? I'm sorry if this

He blasted that dingleberry!

“a reference I should have understand in theory but don’t”

I can’t stop watching the Vine over and over. Brenkus’ sex acts are foul, man.

Plenty of black people tip. Ive found that most black people that don’t tip don’t realize servers only make $2.13/hour.

There are plenty of god awful craft beers that people pretend to like as well. I bet I could drink more Bud Light Lime than I could that chocolate peanut butter beer from DuClaw. To this day, that's the only beer I've drain poured after 1 taste.

It's not often I laugh out loud on the Internet. Thank you very much.

How did that much athleticism hide in a body that was the equivalent of a Pug’s face?

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This. I’m pretty sure a rim killed his father.

Dear god, Bron v Barkley would have been the greatest.

+1 Michael Caine

You won a title! Cleveland, you don't have to do this anymore!

Holy hell... I want to make a table. I had no idea before I read this. That’s badass. I can tell this might come off sarcastic, but I swear it’s not. I legitimately want to know how to make a fucking table.

Do you guys remember two decades ago they used to play the championships of dudes chopping trees at 2 am? You’d see it if you stayed up after SNL. That was so much more valuable than whatever diarrhea dribble is pouring out of Stephen’s drool-mouth these days.

Does Stephen really not understand how goddamn degrading his ideas are. JESUS CHRIST!

This is the best thing.