“Wooka Dewicious.”

I think I just jizzed.

The bride left the reception to start at right tackle.

I think we have to face the fact that Grigson and Co permanently damaged a once-a-generation QB.

“though there’s at least one other, more talented quarterback available in free agency.”

“Also, we’ve seen Bieber’s nudes before, and can confirm he’s basically got nothing to be embarrassed about.”

Other than Bo, that list sucks ass. You even describe why it’s better that your own No. 2 not have a championship. Really crappy work. 

Columbus is actually a pretty big town. Given that it’s an NHL team, it feels about right.

Blew his top after four seconds.

Bannon and Miller?

Damn it, I never realized that either.

His desire to coach for the Bears might be the definitive proof of his insanity.

You know, not your primary point but there’s something really critical about that pop culture point you make about the “boom of black tv shows and movies.” I mean, those were just shows and moves back then. They were for everyone. Does that really exist anymore? Certainly not in the mass appeal fashion that was true…

This only worked because that bald spot is so damn distracting to the defenders.

It’s really hard to profile someone while gargling their balls at the same time. Well done, Peter.

Hello, Melo.

What a jackass. No concern for his neighbors or the neighborhood property values. He’s extremely inconsiderate at a bare minimum.

Somewhere, Kenny “The Rat” Linesman raises a toast. Then poked the bartender with his glass.

“Good teams.” Have you seen the Thunder’s roster??

After revisiting this, now all I can see is the guy working behind the counter who keeps going on like nothing happened.