So what’s the $69 price?

Arena security should solicit assistance from the Baha Men.

I just love that storyline in the book.

Yeah, standard “I’d love to be wrong” caveat here, but I think this is gonna be some Capone’s vault shit

AMEN. Fuck geese. The only one who’s ever been sad about a dead goose is Maverick.

Remind me how old this guy is again? I’m mindful of sounding a #getoffmylawn note here, but can we all just agree to cut it out with Halloween after - say, oh, I don’t know - the seventh grade?

I’ll be going as the village drunkard, which is really less of a costume and more of a way of life

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

What’s worse, being benched, or being compared to Bortles?

This comment...my hat goes off to you, sir.

Grabby too, I bet.

I bet he’s feeling pretty crabby

Why would he buy them?

A fun stat I forgot to add to this post: According to Basketball Reference, so far this season Simmons is taking around 90 percent of his shot attempts from inside 10 feet. That’s pretty incredible for a guard, even one with the body of a center.

Check out #90 with the over-the-shoulder grab. God bless that Iowan farmboy, Willie Maize, the Say Hay Kid.

Have you seriously never seen left over piss/shit on the toilet seat before in a public washroom?

But they at least managed not to be embarrassed by their opponents, a 1-5 Colts squad.

Chill, child.