Nothing brings home the awfulness of sex trafficking than the thought of being forced to touch a naked Bob Kraft.

The Academy loves to shit on itself in the same ways as it previously did, virtually guaranteeing that Spike gets snubbed in favor of Driving Mr. Ali.

Wow that Knicks curse really has some reach.

Damn he’s the coolest.

Worked about as well as it did in Tecmo too.

By dressing a “full retard” movie character isn’t particularly adult. Then again, I haven’t deigned to wear a Halloween costume in decades. Like a grown ass man.

How to people keep fucking up [checks notes] HALLOWEEN?!

It’s pretty amazing that the Sixers have a legit shot to win the East with two starting guards that can’t shoot.

Nice to see that Jonathan “Mox” Moxon still has it. Go Coyotes.

Or you can offer candidates who make them actually want to vote.

He’s not wrong. Voter turnout in 2016 was only 58.1 percent, lower than the previous two elections. That rate dips below 50 percent for younger age groups. We have an apathy problem and at disproportionately affects one side of the spectrum. (Meanwhile, nearly 70 percent of Baby Boomers voted.) 

Jesus is that a bad list. Manning is boring???? I mean, hate on him all you like, but even the games he barfed up were entertaining. The only one that is absolutely correct is Sampras, who made the men’s game unwatchable for a decade.

I thought his nickname was “DNP.”

But not possible to mention that “barely mediocre” is a huge step up from anything the Bills have or have had for over a decade.

I thought the Lions had the market cornered on butt meat?

Relieved.

If you look at the long history of the league, it’s amazing how few teams have ever won a title, including some that have been around forever.

Is it me, or does this sound like something from a bad SNL skit?

Wait...is he trying to neg her with those air quotes? I see you, Brent.

You must not work with many lawyers....