Now that’s good.

Carmelo saw punches being thrown and immediately ran the other way as a precautionary measure. The game resumed when he was located in Bayonne and driven back to the Garden.

Dolan is an idiot, but a grown (old?) man acting the way Oakley did? That Oakley needs help was my first reaction too. Who behaves this way?

Gotta admit I’m a bit surprised it was a female prostitute.

You’re absolutely wrong if you thinking disliking the Masshole Sports Complex started in the late 2000s. Just dead wrong.

Jeez this is what happens when you don’t let these guys rape. SMDH.

Well, I’ll drink to that?

Being asshole is not “charisma.” It’s beeing an asshole. And that’s what Chuck is. A big, gaping asshole.

Perhaps Chuck isn’t the one to be making this case, having forced trades out of two cities after deciding he couldn’t win there. In other words, fuck his fat ass.

Jesus, sorry about your dad. And for people jumping your shit about it. I detest the Patriots but I can’t imagine pissing on someone after they posted that story. Enjoy the parade.

Seriously, this years Patriots are the least liked NFL champions ever. I cant think of one that even comes close.

That’s beautiful.

“He’s my hero... when it comes to idolizing a man who has no discernible talent or interesting viewpoints, but can say a lot of things very loudly and repeatedly while hoping something catches on, and taking credit for things he totally didn’t do.”

That’s freaking awesome.

I would pay my 401k to see this.

This is so perfect.

So he’s an overweight Carl Monday?

And cleaning your wife’s clotty mensis is worse than death.

Wait, the Jaguars aren’t in a “worse SB scenario”? No one would give a rats ass about them.

Nice shot, but that sequence was brutal. Oy vez I can see why they’re on a skip. It’s not 2008. Move the fuck around.