You’re bendy, leather.

I have so many questions.

Meanwhile the other bear texted 12 of his teammates to come over and join the gang bang. Minnesota sports!

+1 mulleted brother.

There’s rumors here that he won’t make any move until he knows whether Manning will take the GM job. God help us all.

If you told me when he was playing that Lee Smith wouldn’t even sniff the HoF, I wouldn’t have believed you. But here we are.

I guess the MLS part goes to the sticker shock of it. You can see why Indianapolis, for instance, might want the cache and tourism impact of an NFL or NBA team. (It’s not worth the price tag, but it’s something.) I don’t think the MLS (or NHL for that matter) is the same story. There’s an interesting quesiton about…

Most stadium construction involves bonds paid off by special use taxes. Which is public money that could go somewhere else. Maybe what’s happening in San Diego is the turning of the corner. If they can tell an NFL team to stuff it, more might follow. We’ll see.

What the heck does the municipality get out of that? That’s great it draws crowds but hundreds of millions of public dollars for a project completely to benefit fans of a non-major sport? There’s no prestige boast and no tourism boast. I guess there’s the “bar and restaurant” effect of getting 25,000 people there. But…

Jesus. What a waste of money. This is an outrage.

I know this is overused, but....

Oh fuck I just did and I almost had a schadenfreunde orgasm.

FINALLY. Glad to hear someone else thinks so. He could make it and deserve it, but it’s nowhere near the no-brainer it’s made to be.

Well, the leap in logic you’re making that I’m not is that the owners of sports teams are human.

Oh for heavens sake. I grew up in that area. So many better uses for that money.

In the sense that a stubbing one’s big toe is better than stubbing one’s pinky toe.

Wait, wait, wait, WAIT. We live in a world where ANYONE thinks $100 million for an MLS stadium is a good idea?

“For all of you getting mad, I believe in 16th chances.” - Brent Mussberger.

In a surprise twist, David Tyree was hired as their cabana boy.

How incestous is college football that Steve Sarkisian is following Kiffin yet again?