Matt McGloin? Connor Cook? Are the Raiders just grabbing their quarterbacks out of a bar in South Boston?

Yes, they’re in the playoffs. In true Wayne Fontes style.

I thought this when I finally screwed Jenna Jamison. In 2016, not 1996.

I love these stories because you know someone in middle age who is working as an equipment manager must truly love the sport.

Correlation is not causation. He’s utterly forgetable and failed elsewhere.

And George Siefert.

Tom Flores would give him a run for the money. As would Brian Billick.

Somebody had to shoot the gaps, plug the holes.

You realize you’re on Deadspin and not at the UConn booster club meeting, right? Knob.

Gino is a horse’s ass. And it’s amazing that anyone associated with a women’s program would be dumb enough to make anti-LGBT jokes.  (I tease but I also love women’s basketball.)

Sorry about that. It does work on...genetic material.

Sweaty Russians in bathrobes with chains. The cold war really is coming back.

Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

Mkay.

You’ve got the wrong girl missing the wrong legs. The girl you’re focusing on has legs clearly visible. Look at how she’s leaning on the girl next to her. And if that’s her legs, it seems evident the other girl (fourth from left) has her legs tucked under her. 

Nate repeatedly called the election as in the bag for Clinton. He said it was over. He was way off. People need to stop covering for him. He nailed it in 2012 and sucked since then.

Wow. Timlin wins this in a runaway. THAT is how it’s done.

Wow coach, you sure know how to pack those cliches in there.

What bothers me is that all of the IT images so far have been super-stylized. The excess rust on the pipe, for instance. Does any modern sewer look like that? This isn’t phantom of the opera. And this is most crucial with the Pennywise design. He’s too purposefully menacing. It misses that touch of the “banality of…

We put the full force of the most sophisticated society in history to make modestly priced plastic devices to probe any human orfice. And yet....