There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

To be fair to Ivanka, she makes fun of everyone’s hair behind their backs. #meangirls

Well, I’d take Biden over Sanders in a primary— that’s for sure. But I’d rather have someone new run— like Harris, Gillibrand, etc. And if Sanders won the primary, I’d vote for him over Trump in a heartbeat.

Now that is some excellent shade.

Willow Smith and Paris Jackson are also stunning in photographs.

Now, I love me a sweet potato. Don’t get me wrong.

Now you spoiled her 2019 Cholera cleanse idea, jeez.

100%. These tax changes are going to dick me over. And if it had been to pay for schools or universal healthcare I’d suck it up because it’s the right thing to do. But you’re going to throw my deductions out of whack so you can get rid of the inheritance tax, which targets maybe the hundred or so richest families in…

Not that she needs this bullshit, but yeah, let them. This will blow up as farcical just like their stupid voter fraud commission. I can’t see Sessions leading anything that will lead to anywhere, even if there was something to be found, which there isn’t.

Seriously, let them. Let them do their fucking investigation, gather what they can, convene a grand jury, indict her, put her on trial—the works. If the prosecution can avoid having the case kicked during the criminal justice equivalent of the pleadings stage of the proceedings, and avoid getting the case kicked on…

“Many people”

I love that the moron in charge and Fox trot out this completely meaningless and unverifiable, “see? companies are giving out bonuses!” thing. As though bonuses didn’t exist before or after the bullshit tax cut. As if that’s any kind of metric of economic health. “Someone somewhere got a bonus, y’all! Thanks glorious…

What a waste of taxpayer money. The “scandal” was a farce, and the amount of coverage it received during the election is gross. Watching people like Maggie Haberman continue to defend that coverage is also gross. If you ever changed the channel to Fox News, this is literally all they talk about. And it’s the…

Who the fuck cares?

Yer just busting their chops.

Ben G. Hazi?

I looooooveee sheepies!! And Marzipan is amazing name

My daily routine involves listening to the prior night’s MSNBC lineup. Once your lunatic president sent his “my dick is bigger” tweet,that pretty much devoured the news cycle.

On one hand what the fuck.

They each think they’re the top but they’re both actually humping pillows.