When I talk about Trump I am never trying to be nice. It’s a challenge to make comments that reflect my true feelings without attracting the attention of federal agencies.

He looks like a toddler at his own birthday party, which nobody wanted to come to but their mums made them.

Don’t get you someone who looks at you like Melania looks at Donnie. Their relationship is a nightmare.

It looks to me like Trump is definitely putting on weight. I don’t remember him having a double chin before. I hope the cholesterol is busy at work clogging the arteries to and in his heart and brain.

He looks like a little boy who’s wearing his first suit.

I just did a Google image search for “Michelle and Barack” and they look happy and awesome in each photo that came up. I couldn’t even pick just one to use here, all of them were so great. Then I got sad because I miss them.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

Just another gig for personal enrichment.

What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

I met my main squeeze when I was 36. But even if you don’t find a life partner, that’s okay. You are amazing, and you are enough.

I love that you love yourself enough to be alone. I am working on that, I am with someone who does not love me and have been for a very long time because I am so afraid. I am not much younger than you, and today you gave me strength. Thank you.

You have so hit the nail on the head.

Man this hits so close to home. Life isn’t bad as a single person, but I’m in my early thirties and I’ve never had a long-term relationship. I have tried to fix everything that people have told me is wrong with me. I have dated and dated and dated. I’ve put myself out there to the point I’ve had to rebuild my…

Can I pipe in from the opposite angle? ‘Cause I’m old.

Back in the olden days before cell phones and interwebs you could go out with someone, even more than once, and because things were slower, communication less instant and constant, getting ghosted was less painful. Answering machines were wonky, roommates flaky with messages, numbers juxtaposed, rejection was just…

“What I’ve actually learned is that the work of keeping your path clear is a continual process, one so all-consuming that you may not ever have the time to look up and see where you’re going”

I’m still in the relationship and could list all the dirty laundry now. You don’t talk about it while you’re together because you want everyone else in your life to support your decision to ignore those things. He doesn’t have that list, but the ability to ignore negative things in his life, hoping they’ll go away, is…

Good for you, Aimee. Like you when I was alone (non-stop for the first 30 years of my life) I shrugged and said “it’s just me, it’s just who I am, to be alone.” I tried to convince everyone around me that it was fine, it didn’t matter, I’d be alone forever and that was a-ok.

Aimee, I’m not going to tell you you’ll find someone or you won’t die alone or the right guy is out there but you need to relax.

Yeah, except a thinly veiled accusation that his wife is involved in a pedo sex ring and pimps her infant daughter is defamation.