To enhance our existential dread.

At uni, I interned for a woman who was starting a beauty company and working out of her house. She was obsessed with Oprah so lunch break was watching the Oprah show. I quit because I just couldn’t deal with being near someone who worshipped Oprah. I hate her.

Surely some fracking around the border couldn’t hurt.

He has been working like a dog

The press should give up on “A Florida man was arrested...” and just go with “Florida Man was arrested...” It’s really kind of a Borg at this point.

Watt kind of maniac would get so amped up that he’d do a shocking thing like this?

I hope she stays grounded after this.

Yes I am..............................With A Little Help From My Friends.

Especially given her current condition.

He did that to kill her, he planned to kill her and took action. Should be attempted murder (non legal opinion)

It’s Been A Hard Day’s Knight.

That’s a Florida 32.

DAMMIT how did I miss that opportunity?!? Gold star for you.

This is an odd scenario, I’m sure the wife was shocked

Well, gosh. He couldn’t have just injured his wife. He could’ve also injured someone like a cop that would have actually gotten him sent to prison for life. I am at the end of my rope with DV cases. If men did what they did to their intimate female partners to strangers, they would face serious penalties- no question,…

Wow, what are the chances this criminal mastermind would get caught.

Counterpoint: to hell with New Year’s Eve.

First gray hair? jinni says HA. Call me when it is the 500th, and then we can talk.

No seriously fuck New Year’s Eve.

Yeah, the first sentence of this article wildly underestimates my misanthropy. Complaining about things and other people has literally always made my holidays better.