lawpancake
LawPancake
lawpancake

He’s raging. He’s fuming, seething, yelling at televisions and staff. He’s spiteful and vindictive. He calls people names and is thinking about starting a nuclear war because he wasn’t able to take health care away from 23 million Americans, and needs to keep frightening people and keep the attention on him.  Puerto

“Awarding” money to Vegas? That makes it sound like “hey you win for having the highest death count in a mass shooting this year! Congrats!”

So can we all collectively wake up from this fever dream already? Please? Can we go back to the world where grownups were in control? ‘cause—just when I think I’ve seen 45 do the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my life, he fucking trumps it by miles (no pun intended).

“I hate everyone in the White House! There are a few exceptions, but I hate them!”

That other half is for YOU.

Giving context/further explanation of something does not mean you’re justifying it. Settle down.

Oh my god, Jujy. You can’t just ask someone why they’re in Dubai!

Bobby, no pressure, but I’ve got November 4th in the pool we’re running on when you finally develop Stockholm Syndrome, so can you please keep it going until then? I’ll share my Halloween candy.

She’s working as a “Yacht Girl” - ie goes on yachting trips with rich men who remember Mean Girls, for money.

It checks out. I, for instance, have only been molested by one person. Terribly for me, she was the only molester in all of human history. I just had the misfortune of her being my babysitter. Accordingly, since she was the only one to abuse me, I’m the only victim of abuse and everyone else is a terrible liar.

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Re: Ben Affleck - A Jezzie posted a link to this video where he’s groping the interviewer a while ago, and I have never forgotten it. All there for the world to see. The quality of this video sucks, so feel free to reply with a link to a better version if you find one.

It’s right up there with “it’s snowing outside right now so climate change obviously isn’t real.”

Back in 2008-2011 when her life was on the verge of irreversible damage, i was totally rooting for her. I think I finally gave up on her in 2013, I didn’t want to, but everyone knows when to fold. the girl is so far gone. I genuinely wish someone could help her. I thought oprah was going to be that person, but you’ve

She really just wanted to get her name in the headlines with all the big players- Goop, Angelina, etc.

I love your hatred for her. I can kind of only shake my head usually but the whole “she was asking for it” defense people espouse needs to fucking stop already. It took me a decade before I started to believe what happened to me was actually not my fault.

Poor Lindsay, this girl needs help.

“He’s never harmed me so he’s clearly never harmed anybody” ??????

Wendy Williams is a trifling ass trick whose own home in in disarray. The end.

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“There’s one really good line and it goes like this: ‘Racism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for cause that’s how he gets his fucking rocks off and he’s orange.’”

It’s okay, all of you who have to make sure we all know that you Don’t Like Eminem But you Like Him Now, Keith Olbermann is ready to ringlead you all. Plus he perpetuates the nonsense that more celebrities should get involved in politics since it’s working out so well now.