Oh god, you’d have to limit it to the last year (or last week for ladies who commute on foot) otherwise the comments would go on forever.

I literally made it through that advice before having a fucking rage stroke. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ADVICE? FIRST LETTER, YOUR FRIEND IS A SELF ABSORBED ASSHOLE CUT BACK ON HER. SECOND LETTER, TELL YOUR GODDAMN WIFE SO SHE CAN GODDAMN LEAVE YOUR SELFISH ASS. FUCK!

Yup. I ALWAYS move it and am amazing at reading what’s going to best freak someone out. I have no doubt that I am responsible for several peoples “proof” that ghosts or whatever exist.

Idk I feel like all an area code means anymore is where you were at in 2006.

Until you see the batshit crazy republican the run instead of Flake. He may have been a shitstain but at least he had enough goddamn sense to call Trump out. I just worry how much farther down the barrel they’re going to have to dig to find a replacement.

What kind of monster venue doesn’t serve booze!? Boycott!

Thank you for posting this.

I legit haven’t seen an actual pet store with puppies or kittens (not from a rescue like how PetSmart does) in it since the mid 90s. There are a couple exotic or fish speciality stores but whenever I see people saying “don’t buy a puppy from a pet store” I just have no frame of reference from this millennium.

This sounds correct and I would also like to sign up to your newsletter.

Thanks! I legit had no idea how commenting on these sites works. Seems super rando and yet somehow cliquish. Fun!

I literally have no idea how the grays work. Like sometimes my comments get ungrayed and sometimes they don’t. Are there permanent non grays? I guess I always assumed it was a moderation decision.

Right? It should be titled “Guy Who Has Numerous Problematic Instances With Women Has Another” because he is a known ass predator.

Oh god, Tom Hanks would seriously mess with me. Like, America’s dad (unlike its president) can’t be a predator.

Unless it’s Santa or Jesus.

Yeah I can imagine his response. It would start with “fake” and end with “news” and his supporters would believe it, repeat it, and then claim with zero irony or shame that Killery would have scored lower.

Well the one story idea that chick who wrote Twilight had...

Would you care to read my draft 50 fic? In mine, “Shmannah” a young woman who hears slutty voices in her head falls in love with “Schmedward” a wealthy businessman with a dark past. But can Schmannah cure him with her sparkly vagina? Or will she choose her friend Schmacob who is a poor but has abs (spoiler: no!)? Oh…

Seriously, this is some settled ass law. I’m shocked none of the administrators knew that.

He looks like a crusty old jizz sock that gained sentience with the full knowledge that he is in fact a crusty old jizz sock.

This is very good internetting.