What on earth did Star do to Jennifer’s face?

I am definitely going to incorporate the phrase “zero-fucks thirty” into my life.

Who are these vacant eyed women who have no empathy for their sisters and friends? I just still can’t wrap my head around who they are out in the wild.

No no, see the way it works is that a woman gets pregnant, and becomes blessed with a magical angel fetus, but then she gives birth and the angel fetus becomes the normal human baby of a whore mommy who couldn’t keep her legs shut and should be forced to shoulder all of the burden of care by herself as punishment.

You see? The free market has stepped up to fill the gravbbbblegar vbvvvvvvvvvbrraaaaaaaaaallllllllll

I love scallops. All scallops. Scalloped hems. Diver Scallops. Scalloped Potatoes. All the scallops.

Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.

Reminds me of that David Cross character.

Yup, there’s a guy in my town who has some serious mental issues, but he’s high-functioning enough to get out by himself. People cut him a lot of slack, because he’s obviously not all together, but I swear he milks it for all he can. He gets really touchy-feely with everyone & insists on giving close hugs, despite his…

Yes, precisely! This type of fellow is bad at boundaries. We had a creepy old guy neighbor at one apartment building. He lived in the basement and hated people doing laundry after about 8pm. He claimed to be able to hear noise from the second floor and would complain about it. He also sat outside and tried to make…

You’re not helping unless you plan on sending me a piece!

Frankly, I think your leader image today should have been chocolate cream pie.

I would bet several internet dollars that the wings story is a D/s thing whereby Dudebro was paying his ladyfriend to humiliate him for sex reasons.

Which does not excuse any of their actions BTW because like the number one rule of BDSM is not involving people without their consent.

It’s shitty and infantilizing. I’m sick of seeing it used as a go-to explanation for bad behavior. I know some people on the spectrum who would never in a million years use it as an excuse.

I’m high functioning on the spectrum and I’m tired of it as being an excuse for asshole behavior.

So, this isn’t a food service story, but hand-smacking brought it to mind.

Spectrum or not, he can damn well learn not to touch things he shouldn’t be touching.

Some people need 24/7 adult supervision. “Afraid of deep things” lady, wow.

This is my LIFE. I worked in mental health services for years, and.... yeeaahhh. Every day. I’m particularly impressed with Jessica Parker’s response to the manic pie-eater. It’s a fine line to walk between, “your behavior is weird and inappropriate” and “you’re fucking crazy,” and she did it beautifully.