“The cataclysmic catastrophes of recent day will lead us into catharsis”

Preach. My job is to talk about carbon emissions. And my cat prefers to walk on my bones when he decides he wants to be fed at 3:30 in the morning. Rude. Definitely.

That is a beautiful piece of fabric that you have chosen to show, indeed, as are all fabrics. I salute you. Muslin, Jute, Chintzianity, Silkh, Buddcloth, even Satin worshipping, are all part of a broader cloth.

I ain’t never seen anything good come from muslin. Poly/ Cotton 2016!

She meant “ménage à trois” but she can’t spell and didn’t know it was a French phrase.

“...I have been inundated with messages tonight as I said I would not book any muslin [sic] or Islamic client...”

I know this is a serious issue of racism but this reminds me so much of my sister’s husband’s ex, who is also a trashy half-wit. My sister showed me a message this dumb bitch put on Facebook; a picture with two men and herself with the caption “Minaj twat tonight, suckaz”

Will it include a section on immaculate conception, since you seem to think that these women conceived alone? (btw, stats show that biological mothers and fathers kill children at the same rate, while the most dangerous person to children is a stepfather/live-in unrelated bf.)

Meals to plan, RSVPs to send, crying children to hug.

This was my exact thought. If you use latex gloves to pick up sushi and give it to someone with a severe allergy it could be disastrous no?

I’m fairly allergic to latex (will get hives but not full-blown anaphylaxis), and where latex gloves have been used, have never had a problem. It does, however, affect taste, so yeah they’re not the best choice anyway.

In my early 20s I worked a newspaper job where I was supervised by a super mean, abusive editor who would just pick somebody on the staff that she didn’t like and gun for them super hard, constantly shitting on their work, calling them out for little mistakes, calling them in for meetings and asking them if they…

Honestly, listening to Marc Maron and the Nerdist podcasts, where the interviews are an hour long, has given me a lot of respect for the fact that being a working actor is seriously an unpleasant job sometimes. Like, press tours are shitshows of sitting in hotel rooms for 12 hours straight, answering the same five…

It’s pretty clear that Hillary has a pretty good head of hair. It’s thick, silky, and grows quickly. I’m actually quite jealous.

This world is just satire now, right.

...”don’t seem to understand that there’s a middle ground between “mandatory” and “banned.”I feel like this sums up the entire GOP mindset.

As someone who tends to fall a lot. I believe this is real. It’s a thing, Mark. Ok? It’s a thing.

I don’t know. The man at the end looks groggy as all out. While the woman is laughing her head off. Possibly at her handiwork? “When you pass out I am drawing penises on your face and instagraming that everywhere!”

Speaking as a person with one great step-dad and a much less tolerable step-mom, kid’s lucky if Giselle actually means what she says.