Oh, I definitely work in the first type of place.

When you run your business on the assumption that your employees will not get ill and that you can use the bare minimum staff all the time, it is mismanaging. Yet somehow too many incompetent assholes in mismanagement schools are okay with that.

It's sad that it takes something of that magnitude for some employers to behave like decent human beings.

My boss will literally kick our asses out if we come in sick. We get paid. She started here when she was really young and the prior boss was a jerk about sick days and she hated how that boss made people feel guilty about leaving. I love my job now. We also get 6 sick days and 2 weeks vacation. My last job was just 10…

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

Personally, I stay home when I’m sick and I yell at coworkers when they come in sick. I got goddamn strep from my old boss like 10 years ago because he was fucking Supermanning it in August with a horrible sinus infection. I had to go to the doctor for the first time in 5+ years with that one, I wasn’t able to swallow.

A recent study replication suggested that while women could detect flirtation with relative accuracy, men tended to label all interactions with women as “she wants me.”

The comment just reminded me of that commercial. I wasn’t comparing the products, apologies.

Several thoughts. 1) I feel like, “Duh, why didn’t anyone think of this before?” 2) All the yesses 3) Why not dial the police as well? If my mom got an emergency text about this, she would be panicked and stressed and would have no idea how to help.

Greatest and most depressing stocking stuffer.

I imagine accidental butt-dialing is going to be sort of an issue.

If they made it possible to scrub anyone who posts about keeping refugees out of the US I’d pay money for that. I mean, not much money, but still.

when are they gonna roll out the feature that keeps facebook from suggesting my ex-fiance’s new (like, NEW new) wife as “someone i might know”?

“You gave your wife $7 million,” the judge interrupted, “so she’ll be okay.”

The flag of our people. We’d raise it high, but we can’t figure out how that flagpole rope thingy works exactly.

Hemtrails! Spotlights can’t melt high heels!

I never knew I wanted this until now

christ i wish she was gay, not that i’d have a chance but if she's going to sit there and rattle off her endearing moments, i can't help it.

I have a running list of people I want to get high and color with and she's near the top.

Some people are just naturally clumsy. Now take that, put it in heels and a tight fitting dress and watch what happens.