So... is someone going to tell us once again why we don’t need feminism?
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How the fuck can a full-grown adult speak words like, “If I wash my clothes with a woman’s garments, they will become contaminated and my all-mighty weiner might get infected with the woman-cooties” and actually look at themselves in the mirror every day without realizing they sound like an absolute, ultimately…
And as such, penises should never be hung in a place where men can walk under them.
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Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?
If your “masculine power” can be so easily taken, you ain’t got much to begin with, I’d say.
Then I’m gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I’ve been meaning to take
I like her.
Even so, he again makes a big show of sniffing the cork ...
Okay one time a guy did this, she said “sorry we are closed,” and he replied, “yeah I know.” YEAH I KNOW!!!! What the hell, people.
I had to read it twice, but I think what happened is they didn’t exactly steal it, per se (it’s only theft if you intend to permanently deprive the rightful owner), but took it for a joyride down the block, just to fuck with the delivery driver. Which is still not cool, and not smart when they’re already breaking the…
Ruby Tuesdays or no, wine service is a mostly silly and antiquated ritual. Everyone who takes it too seriously should be mocked at all opportunities.
I think I speak for all meat eaters when I say “yummmmmmmm.”
Shouldn’t the LGBT folks have been using $3 bills to convey their message?
Not on the same level as this stuff, but a great story from one of my friends who worked at a fast food place when we were teenagers. One night he was in the kitchen and got an order back on the screen for drivethru for a burger with “Extra, extra, extra pickles.” So my friend shrugs, triples the amount of pickles he…
Re: Jasmine, my girlfriend works at a restaurant that serves breakfast/lunch and then closes between 3-5 to prep for dinner service, and I had NO IDEA how often crap like this happened. I swear I hear about it like, daily.
“DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?”
Honestly Pinkham I need you to stop posting porn. I’m at work, goddammit.
“Sorry, we can’t seat you, since YOU don’t know who the fuck YOU are.”