I do not watch The Leftovers but GOD DAMN. DONNA MOSS!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY TOLD ME DONNA WAS IN A SHOW.

I’m honestly curious; why do you provide the actors’ names in parentheses (Eccleston and Theroux), but Mary is just Mary, not Mary (Janel Moloney)?

Fuck that guy

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

Pity the poor manbaby who can’t handle routine adult tasks like keeping his home clean. Can we organize a telethon to help? WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE MANBABIES??

Sorry for the small size.

I know I am a grizzled not quite old lady but every time a friend comes to me bitching about the lack of a proposal and how she can’t stand the idea of still being just his girlfriend, my response is, “If you can leave this relationship over a ring and a party, you should probably go find someone you want to spend…

Kesha is someone I started out thinking “No.” about and was completely wrong. Team Kesha here.

As the fine criminologists that we all are, I believe that Dr. Reid would not be happy with us if we didn’t point out that stabbing someone 24 times is usually done by someone intimate with them. And not in self-defense.

Jesus christ. It should be illegal to own a pet that’s not spayed/neutered unless you have a license to breed your pets. I know that’s seriously unrealistic, but still. Get your fucking pets fixed.

Are you asking a logical question of a woman who stuffed 14 cats in a suitcase...?

FUCK HER.

What you don’t know is that late at night, beet’s huge labia sneak like tentacles out into the living room and slowly suck the life out of him.

I feel like the opposite of a twihard shipper where I am intensely emotionally invested in R Patz marrying and having and long and beautiful life with absolutely anybody but Kristen Stewart, so this news breaks my heart.

Aw, poor Liam. Who hasn’t been there? You’re 18, in love, engaged, and then you find out your SO has a condition by which her tongue lolls abnormally whenever a camera is present, wants to bed any and everything bipedal, has a strange thing for large foam fingers bigger than your could ever be :( and insists on…

I’m sure there were dozens of tests and studies on the best way for her to brush her shoulders off. In the end they picked the method that tested strongest with voters who find brushing their shoulders off the be sign of “being cool under pressure” and not those who feel it “exudes a sense of being dusty”.

I’ve spent a depressing amount of teaching time yelling some equivalent of, “I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO LOOK UP WORDS AND NAMES YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW!”

OK but for real though, WHY did they name the hamster after her in the first place!?