My fucking god. Don’t you have ANYTHING better to do with your time than try to control other women’s wombs?? You feel so entitled to other women’s reproductive choices that you actually traveled to Ireland to try and keep women there from getting the healthcare they need, too? Here’s a better tagline for these…

How will men and women EVER develop relationships if men can’t hit on every woman in every workplace ever?! The human race will cease to exist if men can’t be sexually aggressive in every situation where they are attracted to a random woman.

If he’d been accused of only* verbal harassment, then, okay, maaaaaybe I’d buy the whole he’s-just-a-misunderstood-super-sympathetic-guy. But he’s kissing and groping people against their will. In no conceivable circumstance is that an excess of empathy. That’s an excess of asshattery.

Addendum:

“While I do not agree with each complaint that was made [some of you are liars], it is clear that my behavior was unwelcomed by some women [while others surely liked it]. I take full responsibility and hold myself accountable for my actions [symbolically, for the duration of this sentence, since no one will hold me…

It’s hilarious to see how hysterical MRAs get about this. According to them, the mild reprimand Marcy received is THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD.

Of course he was able to harass for such a long time; the light warning can take thousands of years to reach the earth.

Unrelated question: we can all agree Jack Berger was the worst bf on Sex and the City, right?

#cocksnotglocks?

I could get behind a Nessie/Bigfoot 2016 campaign, but it might hit a snag as Nessie is not a U.S. Citizen.

That's because you're all emotional and shit.

Not to be sexist, but I could not vote for the leader of the free world to be a man. Just because, every other position that exists, I think a man could do well. But the President? It’s kinda like, I just now that men make violent decisions emotionally - they make very permanent, cemented decisions, like beating their…

Well, he’s just saying out loud what so many men won’t admit out loud.

And to think I wanted to suck his dick at one point in my life.

Wow. What a sophisticated view of female psychology. Putting aside his baseless assertions about negotiation tactical differences between men and women, he seems to have a second graders understanding of the military.

This “women are too emotional to be in positions of power” shit is hilarious to me because the MOST emotional people I know who make rash decisions are male. That includes my father who cried on his drive home the other day because I told him thanks for always being there for me as an offhand comment.

Idiot, however Nessie in 2016 all the way!

Mr. Bates your table is ready

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

I was working in an upscale restaurant