“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”

If an open shooter event happened happened at Austin I will be disappointed if the shooter isnt stopped by a mob of dildo wielding students clubbing him to death.

WE NEED THAT OPTION

I'm gonna post this vine on my fb and all the asshats who say bad things about her will be culled from the friends list. I live in Texas, this may be an afternoon project. Love my FLOTUS

For a second, I seriously was like “How did they get so many tiny citruses?”

This was in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

No he totally has a wife! It’s a long distance marriage! She lives in Canada!

You understand the difference is that it wasn’t about her boner, right?

I was really hoping someone would be so self-involved as to turn a larger issue into an anecdote about a unique personal experience that does nothing to change any of the points made in the post. Thanks!

FOR REAL. (This goes for my family, too. Stop asking me questions while I’m in the middle of a book.)

I read in public a lot — hazards of being a grad student who is shitty at studying at home. I will be knee deep in a book, underlining, frowning, rolling my eyes and making notes and obviously trying to rush to meet a deadline and some men still think I’m just using books as a prop for a meet cute.

Man on the Train: You’re reading Stephen King? You like horror books? I would’ve thought you’d be more of a John Grisham fan.

“Did you just get your hair did?”

Likewise, leave me alone when I have giant ass headphones and am walking at a furious pace in gym clothes sweating all over the place clearly trying to get some exercise and listen to music on my lunch break. Maybe I should just wear a headphone helmet. Maybe THAT will finally be big enough to be a deterrent.

I’m a dude, so thankfully no one ever really tries to talk to me in public. My parents, on the other hand, see me with a book or newspaper and suddenly think, “now would be a great time to ask RandomYouTubeVideo about his day, or maybe to discuss the weather with him!”

I read constantly and men try to talk to me constantly while I read. The only time I want to have a conversation about my book is if you read it too and have something to say about it. Otherwise, I won’t even look up from my book so go away. One time I picked an incredibly stupid book to read at a bar (while I waited…

Unless a dude started a conversation with, “Oh my god, I read that book and I love -author-, have you read [other book]?” which is the only conceivable way I could see putting down said book, this article is seriously 10000000% truth.

A few weeks ago goodreads asked “how big do you like your summer read books to be?” My answer “big enough to smother those who interrupt my reading”.