And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

What the actual fucking shit is this, even? The Pope isn’t even sorted into the same House as whatever bullshit sect Kim Davis belongs to. She’s a fame-whore whose 15 minutes are really dragging out.

That is some seriously shitty counsel.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

It’s my understanding you’re supposed to treat all blood/bodily fluids like they could be contaminated with something to begin with. Like no one should be bleeding on your food and serving it regardless of HIV status. If someone HIV positive cut themselves you’re supposed to already be following universal precautions…

Unless guidelines have changed (or I possibly misunderstood the question at a young age), anyone who has had sex with a man who’s had sex with a man is banned from donating blood. Which means I’ve technically been barred since I was 17. Which is super fucked up if I am remembering accurately.

No! It was I, his evil twin!

even if the food contained small amounts of HIV-infected blood or semen

Exactly. What if he cut himself? I don’t care if you’re HIV-positive or not, I don’t want blood on my sandwich.

“What if our customers found out?”

yeah, and what if someone not HIV positive cut themselves? I really really really hope they aren’t just going to shrug and go “well, he doesn’t have HIV, we’re probably fine”

Is there any other kind of panda? I mean, they seem to actively resist reproducing.

And *what if* he cut himself?

Yes, they ripped it off. But...and I say this as someone with a BFA... “art”?

Legally, probably yes. My understanding (based on articles about some “artist” who is exhibiting and selling giant blowup prints of other people’s IG posts sans permission/payment) is that publishing something on IG basically means “all bets are off.” Supposedly their language meant to facilitate use of the “Share”…

A couple of questions. It obviously looks copied but does the fact that it was instagrammed come into play? And is writing a common word in a certain style something that would be considered protected?

This is a labrador thing? My friend’s labrador has almost died twice (although this dog is nowhere near smart enough to open cupboards on his own): once after his girlfriend forgot to lock the dog’s food cupboard, and the second time when the cat unlocked the cupboard and was found watching the dog’s bloated, heaving…

Do dogs get Prader-Willi syndrome? I’m saying yes. Exhibit A, Rollo.

What the everlasting fuck?!