In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

If you change “LGTBetc” to “black”, you can see the 1960 version of yourself. Also, change to “women” to see the Saudi version. It’s a fun game, think of all the possibilities!

I don’t eat the garnishes at bars, but I don’t freak out about them since I figure the booze keeps what actually ends up in my mouth safe enough.

Um it very clearly says CHEESEburger, So I mean obviously it’s made of cheese.

Bad kerning maybe?

If meat is murder, milk is theft (and possibly sexual assault).

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I worked in the mountains for a while. A number of our summer season customers asked if the patches of white stuff on the higher parts of the mountains was sand.

Just a thought... maybe if you made things that aren’t about you less about you, you might find people are a bit less hostile to what you have to say.

.....le sigh........

Wanting equality for everyone= feminist. Why is this so fucking hard for people to understand?

Yeah. If you want to see smug twinks, Grindr is free and you don’t have to buy a $10 coke.

“full frontal male nudity”

You would deprive a child a day of education because of a colour difference?

That is one of the most rigidly specific enforcements of extreme conformity you could probably beat a child over the head with while denying her her rightful education without being tried for war crimes. What the fuck even.

I think “straight out the back door” was a pretty well thought out path.

The thing is that in most hotels, your room number IS ON THE FUCKING PHONE.

Warming up a bath after this.

I love how tweet beat almost always features Dr. NDeGT’s tweets. He is on my dream team of the imaginary cabal I have constructed in my mind as the ruling body of these united states. Which would be in no particular order;

Jesus Hallowed Christ. What a picture.