lavendergirl
LavenderGirl
lavendergirl

FUCK! That’s it, I’m just going to stop liking everything, because apparently everything I like is made by some fucking misogynistic, victim blaming asshole....EVEN THE PRETENDERS! Next you’ll tell me Louis C.K. is sexually assaulting young female comics...wait...what’s that?

Yeah, you don’t see them mentioned at all in websites like Jezebel . . . oh, wait a minute.

Who needs some? I have plenty.

We got the results that we didn’t want, so we are going to keep investigating until a) everyone is exonerated; or b) everyone forgets.

I would lose my shit entirely. I would go full-on screaming, blood-smeared Viking berzerker on people if they said one fucking thing about my loved ones.

Well, you see, folks like him think (despite having actually attended medical school) that pregnancy and childbirth is a mere inconvenience. Therefore, aborting a pregnancy because you do not want to go through with that is merely a matter of convenience.

I’ll ask my husband when I get home. He’ll know.

Onions, maybe. Opinions only if her husband, father or oldest male family member has entrusted her with one, but there’s no way of knowing if it didn’t get polluted by all those onions and whatever else is going on in that mystery space.

GODDAMNIT WHAT IF IT’S AN OPINION IN THERE? WHAT IF SHE IS HARBORING AN OPINION INSIDE HER?

No one really knows what's inside there. Candy? Snakes? Another dimension? Whatever it is, it's unknown and could be dangerous, so War On.

No. It’s not a war on the insides of women, it’s a war against women’s rights, namely, bodily autonomy.

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But what if you only ate the skin and threw away the pulp? My appetite just whispered to me please don’t do that.

Ok, is there some kind of GOP handbook that says “never use the words uterus, vagina, fallopian tube, ovary, breast...”? I ask because Trump couldn’t actually use the phrase “menstrual blood” or “period,” and Carson - a doctor - is resorting to “what’s inside a woman.”


1 - what’s inside of me is, well, me. His self-proclaimed war on my uterus is a war on me.

What in the actual fuck is an abortion of convenience? Pretty sure wanting to maintain your mental and physical well being as well as financial solvency goes way beyond a matter of convenience, but I am only an internet expert so IDK.

Out of your wherever!!

I’m taking “there might be a war on what’s inside of women” to mean that Ben Carson is acknowledging that conservatives are confused about female anatomy.

It’s true. I can’t control my insides. Especially when I’m bleeding all over the place.

He’s right, it’s called my uterus, and it’s none of anyone’s damn business how I use it, or don’t, because it is literally inside and attached to my internal organs and therefore I get to decide what happens inside it. All. The. Time. Don’t like me having veto power over what’s allowed inside me? Then don’t combine