They’re the same person and her name is Caitlyn. If this were an article talking about someone’s actions before they were married, would that mean we should use their maiden name instead?

Lawyer: I’ll take the case!

Hi, lawyer here (though admittedly not in CA). They have to sue the deceased because she’s the one who collided with them. They might sue Caitlyn too but ultimately she’ll probably be brought in as a third-party defendant by the insurance company of the deceased woman. If it makes you feel any better, the woman’s auto…

Please don’t reply to any transphobic comments or people calling her “Bruce.” Just flag as the hate speech that it is and move on.

Wee wee? Seven year olds shouldn’t be having sex, do you need to talk to an adult?

Thank goodness you were here to discuss your boner.

Noted?

omg stop! I can’t eyeroll any harder than I already am.

If ever there were a good reason to profile, it’s manifestos. The minute you receive a 23 page fax from anyone, the sender should be immediately picked up for psychological evaluation.

Fuck this day. Fuck this whole fucking week. Now I can cross “watch snuff film” off my NEVER CROSS ANYTHING OFF THIS FUCKING LIST list. Fuck everything.

Weirdest dog I’ve ever owned.

Hold the fuck up for one second. Dis Pussy could be on the top! It is 2015/6 for Christ’s sake!!!

In my experience, living with, uh, difficult people has a way of making one just a little heartless. Believe me, I’m definitely not here to judge.

We had a memoir by a woman who survived the Cambodian genocide. It was a great book, but give me “graphic visual depictions of sexuality” over graphic depictions of mass murder please.

Okay. Allow me to gather my eyeballs back from where I just rolled them the hell out of my head, so that I might respond to this ridiculousness as a Literature instructor at the college level.

READING SOMETHING IS NOT THE SAME AS EXPERIENCING SOMETHING. That means you can read about what it’s like to be a gay person…

we humorless outrage feminists at Jezebel.com are literally calling the banners rape and demanding that the people who hung them be dragged into the street, set aflame with menstrually suggestive lighter fluid, then frogmarched into re-education camps where they will be distracted from the real political issues by a…

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.

Don’t poison the dragons!