You can do this as a customer?
I have never thought to do this. But after reading your comment, I think I will start to make a fuss. Now instead of being sad when I see a rude customer causing problems, I can stand up for the waiter or clerk. This will be fun!

Umm...excuse me...? I think you mean “pigglio grigglio.”

You, uh ... <clears throat> ... um ... used the wrong “you’re.”

Necessity is the cruelest Master.

Corporations and fines-That’s why.

HOW IS THIS NOT GETTING MORE LOVE

That thread is fantastic.

or, the workers could organize collectively and not worry about that bullshit, like it is at my unionized hotel, we would automatically have gratuity on that suncreen, and the hotel would be paying for it

The other couple’s server brought the wife her dessert and the first thing the man did was complain because they left him out. She shrugged and walked away. When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.

Except for the assault charges that come with forcing hands onto hot grills and crotch coffee. Heads on poles also leads to that sort of criminal prosecution, albeit more of the “life without parole” or “death penalty” for murder/homicide/what have you. Criminal records make it tough to get another job. You must be a…

Once companies stop bending over backwards to make sure the customer “feels good” and start standing up for their employees is the day the rature will come. It’s just not real or plausible.

There’s a taxonomy of douche. Go read this thread. http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/so-is-a-douche…

Dear Almighty Cthulhu/Chaos Deity,

Intended to mean that her angry little face was so severely duck faced, that sucking a lemon, which would inflict this face on any kindly face, would make her face less severe. Lady had active bitch face, basically.

I think in my next career, I will become the Customer Punisher. Servers can call a special 800 number and I or one of my minions will come out to dispatch this person to the nether lands.

why the fuck would I have to pay for ketchup? What is this Commie shit?”

When you have a job, and you’re not sure how easily you can get another job if you quit/get fired, you will put up with a lot.

Everyone else needs to stand up for the worker if they see shit like this, if the asshole is complaining to the manager, you should complain to the manager about that customer, and if the manager bends over backwards for the asshole, then people should tell the manager if you do that, I am not coming back. I wonder…

Took my kids, wife and mother in law out for some Eat at Joes recently, had a really good waiter who was about my age and also had 3 kids. I gave him $20 tip on maybe a 60-$70 bill, not sure exactly. He chased me down in the parking lot to shake my hand and thank me, I just thought man people should tip more. That…

These customers are all skidmarks on the underwear of humanity. Especially that old misogynist who stole his wife’s peach crepe.